Sex Toys - The Perfect Mother's Day Gift

This year, get Mom something different for Mother's day – something that she can really use and appreciate, something that will bring her pleasure and relaxation. This Mother’s Day, why not give the gift of sex toys?

The Single Mom
Perhaps you mother is divorced or widowed, and it’s been a while since there’s been a man in her life. Let her know that you understand that a woman has certain needs. Get her a huge, vibrating dong.

If you sense that your mother is really lonely and more in need of companionship than sex, get her a male love doll. This will give her the sense of having a masculine presence in the house and give her the feeling of a body next to hers in the bed, someone to cuddle and share with. And, if she’s in the mood for more than cuddling, many of these love dolls come with a fully functional dildo attached.

If your single mom is younger and still actively dating and playing the field, make sure she plays safe. Get her a supply of her favorite condoms, or encourage her to try something different, with some flavored condoms or a condom variety pack.

The Stressed-Out Mom
Is your mother overworked, stressed, and exhausted with too many responsibilities and obligations? Encourage her to take some time to herself to relax, unwind, and forget her worries. Get her some nice scented bath salts and a vibrating bath sponge. This is also a more subtle gift, since it’s not overtly sexual. You can suggest she use the vibrator to relieve tension in her neck and back. We think she’ll soon figure out how to use it to relieve tension in other ways.

Likewise, a heavy-duty electrical massager like the Hitachi Magic Wand makes a great gift for the stressed mom. Unlike most sexual vibrators, these massagers are manufactured for physical therapy. Sure, she can use it to work out the knots in her shoulders or soothe her aching feet…or, she can use it to get off, like everyone else does.

The Older Mom
Is your mother already entering her golden years? If your mom has already experienced or is going through menopause, she may have special needs. Because of hormonal fluctuations during the change of life, many women experience vaginal dryness, which can lead to soreness, irritation, and difficult or painful intercourse. Show your mom that you’re sensitive to this by getting her some silicone or water-based lubricant enriched with vitamin E. Not only will it improve her sex life, but she may even find that applying a bit of lube daily soothes those tender vaginal tissues. If she's starting to have a problem with dry skin, you can also get her some moisturizing sensual lotion or some massage oil for external use.

As your mother ages and starts going through menopause, she may be losing muscle tone in her pelvic floor, which can lead to incontinence and other problems. The most common remedy for this is doing Kegel exercises, which contract the inner pelvic and vaginal muscles. To help with her internal workout program, you can get her a set of Ben Wa balls or a vaginal barbell to keep her tight and improve her orgasms.

The “Fun” Mom
Is your mom one of those exuberant and light-hearted ladies, always joking around and finding the humor in situations? A fun-loving mom will appreciate a whimsical sex toy, like the Jackrabbit vibrator. Besides being cute and playful, these popular vibrators are extremely effective. They come in a wide variety of styles, too, so if she has a favorite animal, you’ll be likely to find it among the menagerie. To appeal to her sense of humor, you might get one of the wackier models, such as the beaver vibe, or the monkey holding a banana.

If your mom is active and a little on the wild or adventurous side, get her a sex swing. She can have Dad mount it on the ceiling of the rec room or garage, and then they can both get a little extra exercise while they try out some acrobatic aerial sex positions.

The In-Charge Mom
Perhaps your mom is the kind of woman who likes to run the show. She’s in control of every situation and isn’t reserved about doling out discipline or advice. If your mom has a dominant streak, help her indulge it with a whip, paddle, or riding crop for serving up corporal punishment. She might also enjoy a bondage kit, including a blindfold and restraints, for keeping Dad in line.

If you think Dad can take it, get your domme mom a strap-on dildo and harness to really put her in the driver’s seat. Strap-on harnesses come in a range of styles, from no-frills utilitarian to kinky leather to fancy animal prints. If you want to be kind to dear old dad, you might throw in a tube of Anal Eze desensitizing lubricant to take out some of the sting.

How About Grandma?
Thankfully, you're never too old for sex toys. For Grandma, you'll want to get something tasteful. How about a discreet personal massager, like the fingertip Fukuoku vibrator, which is very small and quiet, doesn't obviously look like a sex toy, and is easily concealed in a purse, pocketbook, or bedside drawer. It even comes in lavender to match Grandma's lilac bedspread and curtains.

If Grandma is a classy lady, the Kama Sutra line offers a variety of very nicely packaged sexy and sensual bodycare products from edible body powders for dusting on your skin to flavored massage and warming lotions. Grandmas who are a little old fashioned enjoy these kinds of fancy powders and creams, so get her something different instead of an Oil of Olay sampler.

If Grandpa is still around, you might do Grandma a favor by giving her something to give her husband a hand in the bedroom. Besides encouraging Granddad to get a Viagra prescription, you can give Grandma some items to help him out, like some erection-enhancing lotion, a penis pump or cock ring, or a penis extender for Grandpa to wear over his dick.

Wrap It Up
If you still don’t have a clue what sex toy to get for mom, know that just about every woman can enjoy and use a good, basic vibrator. You really can’t go wrong there. Or, if you want to play it safe, you can always just get her a gift basket of erotic lotions, potions, and powders to spice up her nights, or just buy a nice assortment of scented massage oils.