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Top Ten Reasons Why a Vibrator Is Better Than a Man
A vibrator can keep going as long as it takes to satisfy you. All it needs is a power supply, and batteries are a lot cheaper and easier to get than Viagra.
Unless you picked it up at a yard sale, you wonít have to give a second thought to who else might have used your vibrator before you. And you wonít have to worry about your vibrator jumping in another womanís pants when youíre gone, unless if you have a freaky roommate.
Most guys have two settings: full speed and off. Vibrators have variable controls and let you pick the pace and intensity.
Vibrators arenít insecure about their size or ability, and donít keep asking for reassurance. Big or small, they just get the job done.
A vibrator wonít finish before you and fall asleep. When youíre done with it, just shut it off and tuck it in your night stand drawer, then get a peaceful nightís rest with the bed to yourself.
With a flick of a switch, your vibrator is ready to give you pleasure. On the other hand, when youíre tired or have a headache, you wonít get in bed and find your vibrator turned on.
A penis is designed for procreation and male sexual pleasure, not to stimulate the clitoris and bring a woman to orgasm. A vibrator, on the other hand, was created with women in mind. Use the right tool for the job.
A vibrator canít get you pregnant or give you an STD. Youíll never have to worry about birth control, condoms, or safe sex. If you like the feel of latex, slap a condom on for easy cleaning.
You will never have to give your vibrator a blow job, much less swallow its cum or be made to feel guilty if you donít.
If your vibrator breaks, wears out, or is defective, itís easy enough to buy another one. Of course, a guy is easy to replace, too, but you canít order one online and get home delivery.
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